Every (Pretty Much) Film Ranked From 2017: 150-101

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The next set of films are the ones that just missed out on the top 100! Which when considered is a terrible achievement, and none of them are particularly interesting or thrilling anyway. A lot of these are those middle of the road films that soak up an hour and a half but leave absolutely no impact on the audience whatsoever.

I will, however, leave my top 3 cinema tips:

  1. Always go to the toilet before the film starts – I learned this the hard way with a painful half hour of The Zookeeper’s Wife, bursting for the toilet. I only went once during a film through the whole year. War For The Planet Of The Apes. How interesting I hear you say. I know.
  2. Don’t go to the cinema on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday night – Apart from it often being obscenely expensive, everyone goes on a weekend and it makes for uncomfortable viewing. It’s often difficult to find your seat if someone isn’t already sitting in it, and the people are usually: loud, texting, answering phones, chomping, filming laughing, talking and a plethora of other annoying behaviours. Weekdays are a lot quieter.
  3. Don’t go and see a kids film on your own – It just looks weird. Unless you’re a kid.

Here’s 150-101:


150. The Circle

149. Wilson


148. The Fate Of The Furious

147. Rough Night

146. Girls Trip

145. Better Watch Out

144. Amerian Assassin

143, Happy Death Day

142. The Wall

141. Pitch Perfect 3

140. The Space Between Us


139. Suburbicon

138. City Of Tiny Lights

137. Unlocked

136. A Dog’s Purpose

135. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge

134. The Lego Ninjago Movie

133. Trespass Against Us

132. Anabelle Creation

131. The Hitman’s Bodyguard

130. Viceroy’s House

129. The Great Wall


128. Despicable Me 3

127. The Party

126. All Eyez On Me

125. Napping Princess

124. Going In Style

123. Aquarius

122. Unforgettable

121. A Man Called Ove

120. The Dark Tower

119. The Love Witch

118. Everything Everything

117. An Inconvenient Sequel

116. The Boss Baby

115. Kingsman: The Golden Circle

114. Wind River

113. Patriots Day

112. Sing


111. John Wick: Chapter 2

110. The Glass Castle


109. Beauty And The Beast

108. The Mountain Between Us

107. Justice League

106. The Founder

105. Captain Underpants


104. Mother!

103. The Belko Experiment

102. The Beguiled

101. Home Again

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