Every (Pretty Much) Film Ranked From 2017: 150-101

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The next set of films are the ones that just missed out on the top 100! Which when considered is a terrible achievement, and none of them are particularly interesting or thrilling anyway. A lot of these are those middle of the road films that soak up an hour and a half but leave absolutely no impact on the audience whatsoever.

I will, however, leave my top 3 cinema tips:

  1. Always go to the toilet before the film starts – I learned this the hard way with a painful half hour of The Zookeeper’s Wife, bursting for the toilet. I only went once during a film through the whole year. War For The Planet Of The Apes. How interesting I hear you say. I know.
  2. Don’t go to the cinema on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday night – Apart from it often being obscenely expensive, everyone goes on a weekend and it makes for uncomfortable viewing. It’s often difficult to find your seat if someone isn’t already sitting in it, and the people are usually: loud, texting, answering phones, chomping, filming laughing, talking and a plethora of other annoying behaviours. Weekdays are a lot quieter.
  3. Don’t go and see a kids film on your own – It just looks weird. Unless you’re a kid.

Here’s 150-101:

 

150. The Circle

149. Wilson

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148. The Fate Of The Furious

147. Rough Night

146. Girls Trip

145. Better Watch Out

144. Amerian Assassin

143, Happy Death Day

142. The Wall

141. Pitch Perfect 3

140. The Space Between Us

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139. Suburbicon

138. City Of Tiny Lights

137. Unlocked

136. A Dog’s Purpose

135. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Salazar’s Revenge

134. The Lego Ninjago Movie

133. Trespass Against Us

132. Anabelle Creation

131. The Hitman’s Bodyguard

130. Viceroy’s House

129. The Great Wall

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128. Despicable Me 3

127. The Party

126. All Eyez On Me

125. Napping Princess

124. Going In Style

123. Aquarius

122. Unforgettable

121. A Man Called Ove

120. The Dark Tower

119. The Love Witch

118. Everything Everything

117. An Inconvenient Sequel

116. The Boss Baby

115. Kingsman: The Golden Circle

114. Wind River

113. Patriots Day

112. Sing

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111. John Wick: Chapter 2

110. The Glass Castle

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109. Beauty And The Beast

108. The Mountain Between Us

107. Justice League

106. The Founder

105. Captain Underpants

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104. Mother!

103. The Belko Experiment

102. The Beguiled

101. Home Again

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