Rampage offers no surprises, no intellect, and very little quality
Rampage is quite literally a feature length fight between The Rock, a giant albino gorilla, an incredible quill shooting wolf, and the biggest alligator there will ever be.
Apart from that paragraph there isn’t a huge amount to add to a ‘Rampage’ description. Though it is nothing special, it simultaneously doesn’t offend and shows an understanding of modern day blockbusters. It ticks most boxes in the ‘How To Make Money’ section of film making, and subsequently does exactly that.
Rampage offers no surprises, no intellect, and very little quality, but would be absolutely perfect for a rainy day when there are a million things that need doing but having a film on in the background will help ease the stress.
If you’re in that situation, pick Rampage. Or anything else actually.