August 2017 Films Ranked

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17. The Emoji Movie – 1/5

It feels like being continuously slapped by a giant billboard

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16. The Nut Job 2 – 1/5

As empty as the nuts the characters obsess over

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15. Batman And Harley Quinn – 2/5

Too rude for children but too childish for adults

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14. Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets – 2/5

The visuals resemble a mash of Avatar and Star Wars as if it were their ugly newborn love child

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13. Rough Night – 2/5

Rough Night has a pretentious sense of value stapled to its forehead

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12. An Inconvenient Sequel – 3/5

It feels like a road trip with Al Gore as he tells other people about climate change

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11. Napping Princess – 3/5

Napping Princess shows exactly how to use an imagination at its full capacity

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10. The Dark Tower – 3/5

The film suffers from a sense of stuffy apathy

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9. Annabelle: Creation – 3/5

Annabelle: Creation proves, quite comfortably, that dolls have their limitations

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8. Everything Everything – 3/5

Everything Everything feels far more realistic than it should do

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7. The Hitman’s Bodyguard – 3/5

Is this a funny film? No. It isn’t

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6. American Made – 4/5

Cruise is far too interested in doing stunts and being a superstar than getting down and focusing on his acting

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5. Logan Lucky – 4/5

An interesting new take on the classic heist film

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4. Atomic Blonde – 4/5

It feels like being continuously slapped by a giant billboard

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3. A Ghost Story – 4/5

Personally, I still don’t know if I like it. I’m not even sure I want to watch it again

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2. Maudie – 4/5

It’s a credit to Walsh for making the film in such a sensitive yet flourishing fashion

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1. Detroit – 5/5

It’s incredibly powerful and it’s brutally realistic

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