17. The Emoji Movie – 1/5
It feels like being continuously slapped by a giant billboard
16. The Nut Job 2 – 1/5
As empty as the nuts the characters obsess over
15. Batman And Harley Quinn – 2/5
Too rude for children but too childish for adults
14. Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets – 2/5
The visuals resemble a mash of Avatar and Star Wars as if it were their ugly newborn love child
13. Rough Night – 2/5
Rough Night has a pretentious sense of value stapled to its forehead
12. An Inconvenient Sequel – 3/5
It feels like a road trip with Al Gore as he tells other people about climate change
11. Napping Princess – 3/5
Napping Princess shows exactly how to use an imagination at its full capacity
10. The Dark Tower – 3/5
The film suffers from a sense of stuffy apathy
9. Annabelle: Creation – 3/5
Annabelle: Creation proves, quite comfortably, that dolls have their limitations
8. Everything Everything – 3/5
Everything Everything feels far more realistic than it should do
7. The Hitman’s Bodyguard – 3/5
Is this a funny film? No. It isn’t
6. American Made – 4/5
Cruise is far too interested in doing stunts and being a superstar than getting down and focusing on his acting
5. Logan Lucky – 4/5
An interesting new take on the classic heist film
4. Atomic Blonde – 4/5
It feels like being continuously slapped by a giant billboard
3. A Ghost Story – 4/5
Personally, I still don’t know if I like it. I’m not even sure I want to watch it again
2. Maudie – 4/5
It’s a credit to Walsh for making the film in such a sensitive yet flourishing fashion
1. Detroit – 5/5
It’s incredibly powerful and it’s brutally realistic